Already tired of the Election cycle

No Great Loss

Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a "tragedy." One little boy stands up and offers that, "If my best friend who lives next door is playing in the street when a car came by and killed him, that would be a tragedy."

"No," Clinton says, "That would be an ACCIDENT."

A girl raises her hand. "If a school bus carrying fifty children drove off a cliff, killing everyone inside...that would be a tragedy."

"I'm afraid not," explains Clinton. "That is what we would call a GREAT LOSS."

The room is silent; none of the other children dare volunteer.

"What?" asks Clinton, "Isn't there anyone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"

Finally a boy in the back raises his hand. In a timid voice, he says: "If an airplane carrying Bill and Hillary Clinton was blown up by a bomb, *that* would be a tragedy."

"Wonderful!" Clinton beams. "Marvelous! And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy?"

"Well," says the boy, "because it wouldn't be an accident, and it certainly would be no great loss!"

For Anthony!

Anthony has a crush on Paula and he posted this picture on his page but it was too dark. I lightened it for him. Visit him at http://my-sick.blogspot.com/

Rain Rain Go away for a while

Baby, it is wet outside. Several flash floods in the last few days has made life inconvenient for some people and down right hazardous for others. Several people have lost their homes and belongings to the flood waters. Several others have lost their lives in the flooding.

Funny thing is that we were in a five year drought through March of this year. Some cities are still restricting water usage. The area water districts are releasing water to keep the level on the lakes below flooding.

Rain is wonderful in small doses but the downpours the Dallas Ft Worth area have had in the last 3 months are over the top.

Importance of Writing it out first

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ranittogether!!

How many of you are out there?

HowManyOfMe.com

There are 31 people with my name in the U.S.A. How many have your name?

Charles Nelson Riley

One of the funniest men alive died today. I was saddened to find out that his persona of a homosexual was not an act. I was also surprised that his obit listed his partner as the only immediate survivor. And to top it off, it was complications from pneumonia that killed him. I guess it was a major battle of pneumonia that he was fighting with since he had been ill for over a year.

I think it was complications from pneumonia that he died from but the root cause was not complications from pneumonia. I think it was AIDS but we are told not to think that AIDS is fatal, nor a result of any lifestyle choices. True, there are some that have gotten AIDS from other sources than lifestyle choices but the majority are not just accidental exposure to the virus. There was some sort of deviant behavior involved.

Deviant behavior is described as behavior that is not accepted as socially normal. Sadly , homosexual behavior is fast becoming acceptable normal behavior. To make a lifestyle choice that leads to a disease is not a wise choice. Smoking is a deviant behavior. Paying for sex is a deviant behavior. Having sex with multiple partners is deviant behavior. Taking illegal drugs is deviant behavior.

Is AIDS a punishment from God for homosexual behavior? NO! Just as getting lung cancer is not a punishment for smoking. However, with choices there are rewards and consequences. I suggest one should choose carefully.

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My favorite Joke!!

This is one of my all time favorite jokes. Please enjoy as I get together some more exciting posts.

One day a group of scientists got together and decided that humans had come a long way and no longer needed God. So they picked one scientist to go and tell God so.

The scientist walked up to God and said, "God, we've decided that we no longer need you; We're to the point that we can clone people and do many miraculous things, so why don't You just go on and get lost."

God listened very patiently and kindly to the man. After the scientist was done talking, God said, "Very well, how about this? Let's say we have a man-making contest." To which the scientist replied, "Okay, great!"

"But," God added, "we're going to do this just like I did back in the old days with Adam."

The scientist said, "Sure, no problem" and bent down and grabbed himself a handful of dirt.

God looked at him and said, "No, no, no. You go get your own dirt."

Passover fun

Here is a little fun for you readers that happen to enjoy being Jewish and celebrate Passover.

Here is a Great little game to spend some time on.

I found this flash game a lot of fun. I got 920 meters. Can you top that?

Hit the bicyclist with the bat. First click starts the bike. Second swings the bat. Have fun. Post your score and update it as you get better.

http://www.tredz.co.uk/game/

UPDATE: NEW HIGH SCORE 1182.5
Update #2 May 11, 2007 1265.5