Sunday, September 30, 2007
I won!!! I won!!! I WON!!!!!
Toyota Car Promotions
25 Atlantic Avenue Erlanger
United Kingdom
CVR-nr. 25554493.
This is to inform you that have been selected for a Cash prize of
£600,000.00 GBP (Six Hundred Thousand Great British Pounds) and a
Brand New Toyota Car (Toyota Prius) in our International program which
was held in SEPTEMBER, 2007 in London UK.
The selection process was carried out through a random selection in our
computerized E-mail Selection System (ESS) from a database of over
500,000 email addresses drawn from all the continents of the world.
To begin the processing of your prize you are to contact your Claims
Officer through our accredited Prize Transfer agents as stated below:
Mr James Cole.
Email:promodept45@yahoo.it
When contacting him, please provide him with your secret Pin Code
TY7448500 and your Reference Number 799BV90. You are also advised to
provide him with the under-listed information as soon as possible:
CLAIMS REQURIEMENTS:
1. Full Name:
2. Address:
3. Nationality:
4. Age:
5. Sex:
6. Occupation:
7. Phone/Fax:
8. Present Country:
If you DO NOT contact your claims agent within 7 working days of this
notification, your winnings would be REVOKED.
Regards
Mr Morris Lee.
25 Atlantic Avenue Erlanger
United Kingdom
CVR-nr. 25554493.
This is to inform you that have been selected for a Cash prize of
£600,000.00 GBP (Six Hundred Thousand Great British Pounds) and a
Brand New Toyota Car (Toyota Prius) in our International program which
was held in SEPTEMBER, 2007 in London UK.
The selection process was carried out through a random selection in our
computerized E-mail Selection System (ESS) from a database of over
500,000 email addresses drawn from all the continents of the world.
To begin the processing of your prize you are to contact your Claims
Officer through our accredited Prize Transfer agents as stated below:
Mr James Cole.
Email:promodept45@yahoo.it
When contacting him, please provide him with your secret Pin Code
TY7448500 and your Reference Number 799BV90. You are also advised to
provide him with the under-listed information as soon as possible:
CLAIMS REQURIEMENTS:
1. Full Name:
2. Address:
3. Nationality:
4. Age:
5. Sex:
6. Occupation:
7. Phone/Fax:
8. Present Country:
If you DO NOT contact your claims agent within 7 working days of this
notification, your winnings would be REVOKED.
Regards
Mr Morris Lee.
Wednesday, September 26, 2007
Mea Cupa...But you are still an Idiot
News came out today that the umpire that was involved with Milton Bradley was suspended today for inciting Milton. OH WAA WAA!! You are paid how much more than the average joe that watches you "play" for your work? And you can't let someone say something to you that is offensive? I think you are a baby, Milton!
On related news: Mr. Vick is in deeper doo doo with the test that shows that he had an intimate relationship with one Miss MaryJane.
On related news: Mr. Vick is in deeper doo doo with the test that shows that he had an intimate relationship with one Miss MaryJane.
Labels:
Baseball,
Marijuana,
Michael Vick,
Milton Bradley
Monday, September 24, 2007
Stupid Idiots that make too much money!
Milton Bradley
Paris Hilton
Britney Spears
Alex Rodriquez
Mike Tyson
Michael Vick
First off: Milton Bradley....Padres left-fielder Milton Bradley will miss the rest of the season after he tore the anterior cruciate ligament in his right knee when he was spun to the ground by his manager during a blowup with an umpire.
Oh sure, let's blame the umpire... Why were you out of control, Milton, that your manager had to hold you back and in the process spin you to the ground, tearing your ACL? Was it worth it to be seen as a jackass?
Paris Hilton... Oh I just added her to see if it will help my stats. She doesn't really make money for the stupid stuff she does, does she?
Britney Spears: Did she ever had a singing voice?
Alex Rodriguez: A-Rod...Could NOT wait to leave Texas for The YANKEES!!!! Now, I see that His agent, Scott Boras is trying to deal him to the Cubs.
Mike Tyson: Again in trouble, this time it will mean some more prison time. Hope they serve ear in there.
Michael Vick's new theme song should be "who let the dogs out?" Of all the ones I decided to list, Michael is the biggest, stupid money maker. I thought something was out of sorts when he shot the finger as he was leaving the field after a game last year. Bow wow, was I right!!!!
Paris Hilton
Britney Spears
Alex Rodriquez
Mike Tyson
Michael Vick
First off: Milton Bradley....Padres left-fielder Milton Bradley will miss the rest of the season after he tore the anterior cruciate ligament in his right knee when he was spun to the ground by his manager during a blowup with an umpire.
Oh sure, let's blame the umpire... Why were you out of control, Milton, that your manager had to hold you back and in the process spin you to the ground, tearing your ACL? Was it worth it to be seen as a jackass?
Paris Hilton... Oh I just added her to see if it will help my stats. She doesn't really make money for the stupid stuff she does, does she?
Britney Spears: Did she ever had a singing voice?
Alex Rodriguez: A-Rod...Could NOT wait to leave Texas for The YANKEES!!!! Now, I see that His agent, Scott Boras is trying to deal him to the Cubs.
Mike Tyson: Again in trouble, this time it will mean some more prison time. Hope they serve ear in there.
Michael Vick's new theme song should be "who let the dogs out?" Of all the ones I decided to list, Michael is the biggest, stupid money maker. I thought something was out of sorts when he shot the finger as he was leaving the field after a game last year. Bow wow, was I right!!!!
So it is Fall in Texas
I am loving this year. My yard has stayed mostly green all summer and I have not watered at all. We had enough water in the spring to last the past few months and then we have had several nice rainy evenings to cool the heat of the summer. I do NOT want to even think about 105 degree temps that we had last year. We only broke 100 for a week this year. And people are complaining that it is hot. I can't stand whiners!!! Enjoy your life because it is the only one you have.
Monday, September 17, 2007
Already tired of the Election cycle
No Great Loss
Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a "tragedy." One little boy stands up and offers that, "If my best friend who lives next door is playing in the street when a car came by and killed him, that would be a tragedy."
"No," Clinton says, "That would be an ACCIDENT."
A girl raises her hand. "If a school bus carrying fifty children drove off a cliff, killing everyone inside...that would be a tragedy."
"I'm afraid not," explains Clinton. "That is what we would call a GREAT LOSS."
The room is silent; none of the other children dare volunteer.
"What?" asks Clinton, "Isn't there anyone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"
Finally a boy in the back raises his hand. In a timid voice, he says: "If an airplane carrying Bill and Hillary Clinton was blown up by a bomb, *that* would be a tragedy."
"Wonderful!" Clinton beams. "Marvelous! And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy?"
"Well," says the boy, "because it wouldn't be an accident, and it certainly would be no great loss!"
Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a "tragedy." One little boy stands up and offers that, "If my best friend who lives next door is playing in the street when a car came by and killed him, that would be a tragedy."
"No," Clinton says, "That would be an ACCIDENT."
A girl raises her hand. "If a school bus carrying fifty children drove off a cliff, killing everyone inside...that would be a tragedy."
"I'm afraid not," explains Clinton. "That is what we would call a GREAT LOSS."
The room is silent; none of the other children dare volunteer.
"What?" asks Clinton, "Isn't there anyone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"
Finally a boy in the back raises his hand. In a timid voice, he says: "If an airplane carrying Bill and Hillary Clinton was blown up by a bomb, *that* would be a tragedy."
"Wonderful!" Clinton beams. "Marvelous! And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy?"
"Well," says the boy, "because it wouldn't be an accident, and it certainly would be no great loss!"
Wednesday, September 12, 2007
For Anthony!
Anthony has a crush on Paula and he posted this picture on his page but it was too dark. I lightened it for him. Visit him at http://my-sick.blogspot.com/
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