Anthony on a trail bike

If you head over to my friend Anthony's blog you will read a story about his adventure on a trailbike. I want to tell you that it is pure crap!!! I have captured a satellite feed that shows the true picture of Anthony's bike ride. Hope this clears up all the misconceptions that he is telling about himself.
WOW!!! Never Falls Off The Bike - The most amazing bloopers are here

Tap Dancing!!

I have debated on commenting on the practice of toe tapping to get sexual favors from your stall neighbor in the bathroom, but the other day an 18-year-old was arrested in my home area for trying to get a sexual act from an undercover police officer that had followed him into a city park bathroom.

I don't know about you but the city park bathroom would be the LAST place I would want to find my dream guy (if I was gay). The smell alone would cause me not to want to spend much time in there in the first place.

The only form of tapping with toes that I was familiar with is best illustrated by Shirley Temple.












But it appears that this style of dancing has taken on a different sort of toe to toe dance. First you need a stall....

And then you need a Congressman, who cannot find a suitable partner in all of Washington D.C.

Larry Craig would have been what the teenagers call a "widestance". (look it up!! I did.

Down one but still good

My buddy Anthony had it right earlier last week concerning the Pats and D'boys. I was surprised to see the score though. I thought it should have been closer. T.O. was pushed out of bounds and the replay did not change the call. If the Pat defender had not hit TO and pushed him out of bounds his 2nd foot would have come down in bounds.

OH well 5 and one is not too bad.

Last second upset!!!

Dallas Cowboys did it again!!! In the last few seconds the Cowboys pulled Tony Romo's butt out of the fire. Tony had with five interceptions and one fumble. two of those interceptions were turned in too points for the Buffalo Bills.bills also had a kick off return
all the way for 103 yds and a touchdown. Tony should have been yanked from the game and sat on the bench, but his team did not give up on him and then he proved them right. As he said himself, he played poorly.

THE COWBOYS ARE UNDEFEATED!!!! Thanks to a great leg on this guy!!!! He is good Folk!!!!

My new car

Anthony asked that I post a picture of my new car that I won in this post. So this is as close as I will get to winning a new car. Of course, this is a Dodge Concept car. It is also as close as I will get to having a sports car. One can dream, though.

It's my Party and I'll cry if I want to!

On this blue Marble for too many years!! Happy Birthday to me!

See if you can top me.

Am-I-Dumb.com - Intelligence Test

Ready to OPERATE, Nurse!

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I won!!! I won!!! I WON!!!!!

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Mea Cupa...But you are still an Idiot

News came out today that the umpire that was involved with Milton Bradley was suspended today for inciting Milton. OH WAA WAA!! You are paid how much more than the average joe that watches you "play" for your work? And you can't let someone say something to you that is offensive? I think you are a baby, Milton!


On related news: Mr. Vick is in deeper doo doo with the test that shows that he had an intimate relationship with one Miss MaryJane.